HUMOR: Not Coming Into Work

My mother sent me this one. Thought you all would enjoy it. - OlderMusicGeek


A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today!"