This is from me, and is not reprinted from somewhere else. - OlderMusicGeek
We got the following email at work...
If you receive an email from someone you do not know and subject line that is not clear, DO NOT OPEN THE EMAIL. The DHS system is receiving some SPAM that is very pornographic and we all need to take special attention. The IT staff are working to block these from our email but the senders are making changes so the blocks do not always work.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
The Ex-Marine co-worker sent this email to me...
I think if some examples were sent out, such as but not limited to Busty Babes of Babylon or Boodilicious Twelve, we could a much better job of identification and removal. Of course those examples would be strictly for education purposes. What do you guys think?
My response...
I think those would beat something like "Diabolic Deeds of a Data Entry Diva" or "Malicious Meanderings of a Mauling Mail Opener"!
I pictured this data entry gal in a tight dress calling an IT guy who shows up looking like no real IT guy in the real world!
"I'm a bad girl. I spilled coke all over my keyboard. I guess I'll have to punished."
"Oh, it seems there's a socket that needs filled!"
And that made me think of other porn titles, ones that you wouldn't see too much, or would at least have a limited audience...
The Delicious Deeds at the Dirty Dungeons And Dragons Game
The Rifling and Ransacking of the Rowdy Role-Play Klingons
The Creepy Caresses at the Kinky Comicbook Shop Owner
The Leery Looks of the Leacherous LARPers
If you can think of others, feel free to add them in the comments section!
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