MY LIFE: Having A "Hood" Day

Girlfriend's text: "Hope you had a hood day today."
Girlfriend's next text: "Good day. Not hood day. Ugh."
My text: "Yo yo yo. I did have a hood day. Cus I be down like that. Word!"
Girlfriend's text: "YOU ARE NOT BLACK! And per your daughter, you are not black, you are not Eminem! And not allowed to say that!"