MY LIFE - Joys of pet ownership!

Our dog has gone out before I can put the chain on him, but always came right back or stayed in the yard.

Well, one of our cats likes the outdoors and always looks at the dog jealousy through the window when the dog is out.

Guess who snuck through the door when I was in the doorway waiting for the unchained dog to finishing peeing? Guess who saw the cat lying in the yard and decided it was a good time to play Chase?

And guess who, in his socks and no shoes, ended up chasing a dog and a cat through the townhouse neighbors' yards and bushes at one in the morning?