CULTURE/SOCIETY: My Answers to a Questionnaire

Just a questionnaire from a friend that I filled out. - OlderMusicGeek

1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A. Let me put this way - a college roommate said, "He's not a picky eater. He eats his own cooking."

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A. Science fiction writer.

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A. Playing an instrument, preferably a guitar.

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. Probably diet coke.

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A. Corn - I'm from Iowa - What can I say?

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A. Read? Probably something i read to my daughter, but I LISTENED to the second Harry Potter book recently.

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.)A. Beware of dog.

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A. Nope.

9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A. Picking my nose.

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A. If i knew it was you.

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A. Don't like sports, but baseball is probably my fave.

12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A. Negatively optimistic - I know it's going to be bad!

13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A. Talk - It asked what i would do, not what's my fantasy.

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A. Divorce.

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you:
15.)A. Just one?

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A. Yes, a cat that is part dog.

17.)Q. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A. What if? SHOULD I be worried if you do?

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A. Quiet! Where's the comments?

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A. Cute. (I don't want to hear it, Sassy Witch!)

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A. My long neck.

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A. It seems I'm everybody's conscience - Figure it out on your own, people!

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A. People color.

23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A. No, though I have spent a night in jail!

24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A. Don't drink beer.

25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
25.)A. Put half in my daughter's' college fund and buy a better car.

26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.)A. Maybe....

27.)Q. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?
27.)A. The one that has live alternative bands.

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A. I think they're more likely to exist than not.

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A. Listen to music!

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A. Not since I became a dad.

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A. I don't know - People who cant answer simple questions everyone else can, I guess.

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A. Different.

33.)Q. What's your middle name?
33.)A. I'd have to kill you if I answer this question. Okay, not really. I just don't give that kind of information on the internet!

34.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same
34.)A. Already did.