HUMOR - "Get Our Geek On"

http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1510

HUMOR - Because Jesus saves!

SPIRITUALITY/RELIGION - A Buddha playlist!

http://open.spotify.com/user/127676752/playlist/7wCyocuacu19sItXd63eSf

HUMOR - Bad Buddhist puns!

MY LIFE - Joys of pet ownership!

Our dog has gone out before I can put the chain on him, but always came right back or stayed in the yard.

Well, one of our cats likes the outdoors and always looks at the dog jealousy through the window when the dog is out.

Guess who snuck through the door when I was in the doorway waiting for the unchained dog to finishing peeing? Guess who saw the cat lying in the yard and decided it was a good time to play Chase?

And guess who, in his socks and no shoes, ended up chasing a dog and a cat through the townhouse neighbors' yards and bushes at one in the morning?

HUMOR - Yeah, I'm not a complete idiot!

HUMOR - Where is this section in the greeting cards?

MY LIFE - "Dan, are you for real?"

Me: "I need to leave an hour earlier than I thought."

Supervisor: "Dan, are you for real?"

Me: "No, I'm just a figment of your imagination."

Her: "Wow! You seem so real!"

Me: "You might want to see someone about that?"

SPIRITUALITY/RELIGION - I always wondered about with Jesus!

MY LIFE - "And you couldn't tell me this BEFORE we got married?!"

(As I walk in after walking the dog) Daughter: "Dad, did you know that your wife is white?!"

Me (looking angry at my wife): "And you couldn't tell me this BEFORE we got married?!"