CULTURE/SOCIETY: Test about Animals for Consultants

This is a cute little test I received from my mother.

Subject: Executive Capability

This is short, but I think will make you smile.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that
difficult.

But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

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> > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
simple things in an overly complicated way.
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> > 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> > Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close the refrigerator?" Wrong Answer.
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> > Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe
put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.
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> > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals attend... except one ... Which animal does not attend?
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> > Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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> > Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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> > 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by
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> > Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have
you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting.
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> > This test whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> > According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.