HUMOR: What Google Thinks I Need

I got this from eclectic, a blogger, who got it from SoozieQ, another blogger, who got it from I don't know who. But basically, you take your first name and add needs, and then see what comes up on Google.

Here's the top ten matches...

#10 - Dan needs help at the polls on election day and with door-to-door canvassing

I didn't even know I was running for anything!

#9 - Dan needs your help in editing his news report

Obviously, someone doesn't like what I post on my blog!

#8 - dan needs medical help

Well, since I've reached 40, I have developed bad knees, psoriasis (dry skin), worse adult acne and skin bumps on my eyelids.

#7 - Dan needs a new homepage

I need to get a computer again before I can have a home page!

#6 - Dan needs help with the MAWMUG!

Sounds like I'm battling some evil monster. "Quick, distract the creature - while I give the killing blow!"

#5 - Dan needs to sell the team

I'm not selling my family despite what google thinks!

#4 - Uncle Dan Needs You

Don't you feel special? And maybe I'm the uncle you never had.

#3 - dan needs the love too, y'all

Well, who doesn't? But I like to think I'm a better dad this Dan.

#2 - Dan needs a new car

Apparently, this blogger doesn't know that I just bought a car. Or else, he doesn't think much of the car I bought. But I sure can't afford the cars he's suggesting.

#1 - Xie Xingfang: Lin Dan needs to overcome himself

Once again, I am shown that I am my own worst enemy!