The woman I've been dating lately, The Beatnik Witch, sent me this joke. I hope there's not a secret message for me in it. - OlderMusicGeek
Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big freaking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
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