Another joke sent to me by Ernest T Spoon. - OlderMusicGeek
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush face a firing squad in a small Central American country.
Bill Clinton is first placed against the wall and just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad falls into a panic, and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion.
Al Gore is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is reassembled, and Al ponders what his old boss has done. Before the order to shoot is given, Al yells, "Tornado!" Again, the squad falls apart, and Al slips over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is thinking, "I see the pattern here… just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall."
As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction, he grins and yells, "Fire!"
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1 comment:
Pretty funny. Both the Bush and Vinnie jokes. And I'm even older than you, btw.
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