CULTURE/SOCIETY: My "Tweets" From Twitter

my shoulders ache. my legs feel like rubber. i'm dying of thirst. i'm getting so old. i just can't handle moving anymore! 08:28 PM July 13, 2008 from web
@juice_brianne - why do you need your wallet to decide what to make for dinner? 07:47 PM July 13, 2008 from web in reply to juice_brianne
@istacie - congrats on your 2 100%'s. good job! 07:45 PM July 13, 2008 from web in reply to iStacie
i am sooooo sore. i helped my sister moved. this is too much work for a man in his mid-forties! ouch! 07:44 PM July 13, 2008 from web
ALL SAID ABOUT ME MAY OR MAY NOT B TRU SEE FOR URSELF!:o hyperactivity -omg's daughter X_x 10:12 AM July 13, 2008 from web
that was REALLY my daughter - she demanded to see everything i wrote about her on twitter! 10:11 AM July 13, 2008 from web
found this on the everyone tab - http://twitter.com/laundryroom - and http://tinyurl.com/23ruwr - too amusing! 07:44 PM July 12, 2008 from web
bought a new cord and my zune is still a piece of crap! what a surprise! oh, why oh why did i buy a zune?! 07:39 PM July 12, 2008 from web

@angryasianguy - powerpuff girls and dexter were strong bonding experience for my daughter and me. watched it all the time! 07:32 PM July 12, 2008 from web in reply to angryasianguy
@killregrets - i love that "fraud in the 80s" song - but it's the only mates of states song i know! 07:25 PM July 12, 2008 from web in reply to killregrets
my zune is still not working! curse you microsoft and bill gates! someday, i will have my revenge! - sorry too many comic books in my teens! 07:55 PM July 10, 2008 from web
@spookychan -red rain is a freaky awesome songs-one of the few i like that came out after "security" -plus stewart copeland plays the drums! 07:51 PM July 10, 2008 from web in reply to spookychan
@killregrets - redheads and no make up rules in my book. go for it! 07:44 PM July 10, 2008 from web in reply to killregrets
@rebeccalarsen -i hate people who romanticize suicide and worship those who committed it. trying suicide is just plain stupid. i know!! 07:40 PM July 10, 2008 from web in reply to rebeccalarsen
@killregrets -ALWAYS playing my pandora quick mix when at the computer. wish could play at work! http://tinyurl.com/6hb5pz 07:37 PM July 10, 2008 from web in reply to killregrets
@msaleem - thanks for telling us that about hancock. now why don't you tell everyone who rosebud is! 07:34 PM July 10, 2008 from web in reply to msaleem
i f-ing hate microsoft! i never ever buy a f-ing zune again! v.2 doesn't work half as well as v.1. i constantly am having software issues! 05:20 PM July 10, 2008 from web
@spookychan -sorry, don't get what people like about later gabriel. liked peter gabriel iii, security and birdy. then lost interest. 06:46 PM July 08, 2008 from web in reply to spookychan
@killregrets - what?! scientology lies?! i can't believe it! i have to check my thetan levels! 06:45 PM July 08, 2008 from web in reply to killregrets
dang, failed new citizenship test! - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id... - http://tinyurl.com/5grnz9 02:03 PM July 07, 2008 from web
i've discovered another way i've become my parents. i'll tell my daughter that joey ramone/kurt vonnegut/george carlin/jesse helms died. 12:57 PM July 07, 2008 from web
when i tell my daughter these people have died, i get a blank look. i'm sure it's the same one i gave my parents! 12:57 PM July 07, 2008 from web
then i try to explain the importance of the dead person-which i get a look of oh-there-he-goes-again -which i probably also gave my parents! 12:57 PM July 07, 2008 from web
@istacie -one of my musical guilty pleasures is "wake me up before you go-go"-hate to say it but gets rotated into my mp3 player a good bit. 11:43 PM July 06, 2008 from web in reply to iStacie
@killregrets - i hate you-my apartment is a mess and don't have any clean clothes for work-and cant sleep and am not doing anything useful! 11:33 PM July 06, 2008 from web in reply to killregrets
@sushiday and @jfalconer -you're making me feel old-seem to be feeling that way a lot lately! anyway, remember 1986 -damn, i was in college! 11:28 PM July 06, 2008 from web in reply to sushiday A link to my Twitter page