MY LIFE: Being ornery with a text conversation

Text conversation...
Him: Hey
Me: Hi
Him: Sup?
Me: Nothing. Who is this?
Him: The white knight
Me: Okay....?
Him: B*** C***
Me: I think you have the wrong number
Him: Isn't this J***!
Me: J*** from L***? Listens to screamo?
Him: Yea we had study hall together. Mr V***?
Me: No, I don't know who you're talking about.
Me: Do you know a girl named t***?
Me: Blonde? Nerdy? Spider-Man fan?
Him: Oh most defiantly
Me: No, I don't know her.
(pause)
Me: You got J***'s dad! I'll tell her you texted. She's not here.
Him: Oh awkward..... Lol she calls me the white knight because of my skin color. Lol thanks.
Me: No problem. Just giving you a bad time. I'll tell her you texted.
Him: Thanks.