CULTURE/SOCIETY: Walking dead in Iowa cemetary!

IOWA – Lehigh’s Oak Grove Cemetery has turned into the Night of the Living Dead!

An Iowa man, and his wife went to visiteher relatives in Lehigh’s Oak Grove Cemetery and found find herself stepping onto the set of a horror film. “There were Zombies everywhere. They were coming out of the ground!” said Laura Wilcox of Des Moines.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/39792/walking-dead-in-iowa-cemetery/

POLITICS: Bat Boy to be Romney's VP

“Bat Boy is from West Virginia and really understands the struggles that the middle class is going through,” said a Romney advisor. ”With Bat Boy on the ticket, the Republicans should be able to carry the south, the midwest and all the Hollywood who all love mutants.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/47509/bat-boy-to-be-romneys-vp/