POLITICS - Only if we could legally enforce this!

ENTERTAINMENT: The 15 Best Songs That Are Totally About Masturbation

Prostitution may be the oldest profession, but masturbation is the oldest pastime. And while there are many memorable cinematic masturbation scenes-a quick polling of CRACKED deskies produced titles like Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Porky's and American Beauty-only CRACKED intern Ryan Grim could come up with a single song on the topic, and he was masturbating when we asked him. In other words, the Internet could use a definitive list of songs that are totally about masturbating.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15114_the-15-best-songs-that-are-totally-about-masturbation.html

HUMOR: Masturbating on the bus...

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ENTERTAINMENT: Your dad played in a band nobody had heard of before you did

Your dad played in a band nobody had heard of before you did and they were so indie that even you don’t know who they are. Have you ever heard of the genre house-clash slam-punk fist-rock?

http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/post/21325563926/your-dad-played-in-a-band-nobody-had-heard-of