I got the link to the original site from killregrets on Twitter. - OlderMusicGeek
Reason 1: They fart glitter.
Reason 2: Better tv reception.
Reason 3: Easily disguisable as a rhino (to avoid suspicion)
Reason 4: They're good for exercise.
Reason 5: When you eat their feces, it prolongs your life.
Reason 6: They can turn mosquitoes into skittles and jelly beans.
Reason 7: They make okay parachutes.
Reason 8: Rainbows on demand.
Reason 9: Free sleigh rides.
Reason 10: Tetherball.
A link to the original site which has pictures
How a bank collapse left millions in limbo and toppled Paraguay's president
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A bank's collapse in Paraguay left millions locked out of their money,
toppled the president and exposed a web of political and financial ties.
10 hours ago
