This joke was emailed to me by my mom. - OlderMusicGeek
Two hunters from Chicago hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six.
As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.
The two objected strongly, stating; "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
Unfortunately, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after takeoff.
Climbing out of the wreck, one hunter asked the other, "Any idea where we are?"
The other replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
After a court win, the Justice Department is trying to make Google sell its
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