I stole this from from the blog, Casey in Mudville at caseyinmudville.blogspot.com.
1 PATRIOTIC
May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
I didn't lay down my life in World War II so that you could borrow my wheelbarrow.
2 SNOBBISH
May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
Unfortunately Lord Goodman is using it.
3 OVERWEENING
May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
It is too mighty a conveyance to be wielded by any mortal save myself.
4 PIOUS
May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
My wheelbarrow is reserved for religious ceremonies.
5 MELODRAMATIC
May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
I would sooner be broken on its wheel and buried in its barrow.
6 PATHETIC
May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
I am dying of schizophrenia and all you can talk about is wheelbarrows.
7 DEFENSIVE
May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
Do you think I'm made of wheelbarrows?
8 SINISTER
May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
It is full of blood.
9 LECHEROUS
May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
Only if I can do your wife in it.
10 PHILOSOPHICAL
May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
What is a wheelbarrow?
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Maybe I'm missing some key element here, but why is borrowing a wheelbarrow such a problem? Is a wheelbarrow a prized possesion? I'm beginning to question my wheelbarrow-less existence. Isn't the wheelbarrow a kama sutra thing?
Maybe I'm missing some key element here, but why is borrowing a wheelbarrow such a problem? Is a wheelbarrow a prized possesion? I'm beginning to question my wheelbarrow-less existence. Isn't the wheelbarrow a kama sutra thing?
um sorry. i made a mistake in posting it twice, I wasn't trying to be emphatic or anything.
Because, Grasshopper, the wheelbarrow is part of gardening and gardening is a metaphor for life. Without your wheelbarrow, you cannot carry your tools for life without banging up your legs. Or some other weird zen reason that doesn't make any sense.
awww..."grasshopper"...does this make me david carradine?
Only if that makes me some old blind guy who can still kick people's butt. Ha! Ha! Butt-kicking is fun!
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