The woman I've been dating lately, The Beatnik Witch, sent me this joke. I hope there's not a secret message for me in it. - OlderMusicGeek
Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big freaking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
U.S. seizes Iranian cargo ship. And, tariff refund portal launches
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U.S. forces seized an Iranian-flagged cargo vessel in the Strait of Hormuz.
And, an online government portal for processing tariff refunds launches
today.
4 hours ago
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