Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
Transparents
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-Lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
What did the wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs
What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
Where does a werewolf go to college?
At the moon-iversity
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend
Mask Pun
My son-in-law Matt has a great-looking Darth Vader mask. One year at Halloween, a friend asked if he could borrow it. Matt agreed, and on Halloween night, his friend came by to pick it up. Matt was surprised that his friend was dressed in his usual attire of jeans and a flannel shirt, with the addition of a black cowboy hat.
"Where's your costume?" Matt asked.
"This is it," his friend replied.
"Well, what are you supposed to be?" Matt inquired.
His friend answered, "Darth Brooks."
A link to other Halloween posts on my blog
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