I got this from the The Onion. - OlderMusicGeek
Nation Secretly Hoping 9/11 Becomes A Day Off Soon
WASHINGTON—After spending another anniversary of the 2001 terrorist attacks at work, many across the country have begun to secretly hope that the date will soon become a federally mandated day off. "We'll have it off in 25 years anyway, so why not just start now?" said a Des Moines–area citizen who wished to remain anonymous. "The people who tragically lost their lives on 9/11 deserve a day of remembrance. Also, I could really use some extra time to clean out my gutters." A small minority of Americans continue to hold out hope that the anniversary of the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, in which 17 American sailors died, will someday result in a national half-day off.
U.S. seizes Iranian cargo ship. And, tariff refund portal launches
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U.S. forces seized an Iranian-flagged cargo vessel in the Strait of Hormuz.
And, an online government portal for processing tariff refunds launches
today.
4 hours ago
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