Girlfriend while we're visiting my mom: "Does your mother have knives?"
My sister: "No, my mom has no knives in her house!"
Me: "There was a big fight, and they're not allowed knives in the home anymore!"
Yes, we are a family of smartasses!
The moon's grand canyons were carved in the blink of an eye
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The Earth's Grand Canyon took millions of years to carve, but the moon's
grand canyons took about ten minutes.
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