This is an just an email exchange I had with the same co-worker i discussed our boss telling us to have a good night with. :) - OlderMusicGeek
FRONT DOOR RECEPTIONIST: There was a Hy-Vee receipt found in our facility it can be claimed at the front desk. Thanks!
EX-MARINE CO-WORKER: Alright this lost and found is getting a little over zealous don't you think? I found a piece of lint and a peanut M&M under my desk. Any claimers?
ME: Yeah, I've lost my patience! Haven't they found it yet?
EX-MARINE CO-WORKER: If you give me a while, I'll let you know.
ME: And some claim I lost my sanity a long time ago! How about that?
ME: A scarecrow's brain, a tin man's heart and a lion's courage has been found. They can be claimed behind the curtain at the front desk. - The Wizard
ME: A new country had been founded on the eastern coast of The United States. It can be claimed at the front desk in Philadelphia.
ME: If someone find Jesus, are they going to take him to lost and found?
FRONT DOOR RECEPTIONIST: A key has been found outside in the parking lot. It can be claimed at the front desk. Thanks!
ME: Damn you (name deleted)! You got me laughing at reasonable lost and founds!
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