SPIRITUALITY/RELIGION: Which is worst for you? Religion or porn?

MY LIFE: Oh, they know my daughter and me!

MY LIFE: R.I.P, TO MY CAT

You drove me crazy sometimes. Getting in the garbage. eating the food my daughter left out and farting an awful storm. Meowing nonstop an hour before feeding time.

On the other hand, you were affectionate as all hell, nuzzling with us, rubbing up against us, purring louder than any other cat i've known. And when my daughter and I were sick or just sad, you were there keeping us company and watching over us until we were better.

You were loved and will be missed.

HUMOR: Santa's Bad Day: The Start Of A Tradition

I found this while surfing the net. I got it from Humor Matters. - OlderMusicGeek

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

A link to all my Christmas posts

Merry Christmas or whatever holiday you're celebrating!
MY CHRISTMAS INTERNET RADIO STATIONS
OlderMusicGeek Radio - Christmas Edition
OlderMusicGeek Radio - Christmas Rock and Punk Edition
OlderMusicGeek's Christmas QuickMix
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CULTURE/SOCIETY: A Bunch Of Thanksgiving Quizzes

You Are 61% Thankful

You are a very thankful person - for both the big and little things in life. Your optimism is powerful. Getting through hard times is fairly easy for you.

How Thankful Are You?

You Are The Cranberry Sauce

A little sweet, a little sour - you've got the flava! Though, you do tend to squish in people's mouths...

What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?

WhAt ThAnKsGiViNg DiSh ArE yOu?!?

Pumkin Pie~! You are very sweet and ppl can't wait to see u! You are very kind but you have a little bit of spiciness to you. You are very good at being nice to ppl and you you taste great w/ cool whip..LOLz!

Fun quizzes, surveys & blog quizzes by

You Are Mud Pie

You're the perfect combo of flavor and depth. You are overpowering and dominant - and that's what people like about you. You bring energy and a new direction to most interactions. People crave you in a serious way. You're that important to them. Those who like you give into their impulses. You don't represent reason. You represent pure temptation. People get addicted to you rather easily. You offer people a dark side that is very hard to resist.

What Kind of Pie Are You?

MY THANKSGIVING PERSONALITY

Greedy: For you, Thanksgiving is really about one thing – FOOD! Turkey, potatoes, cranberry sauce, pie, you’re not leaving the table until the feast is all gone. Just don’t eat so much that you end up sick!

What’s Your Thanksgiving Personality?