HUMOR and POLITICS: Top 10 Perks Of The Obama Presidency…

This is from the Do Something Wonderful! blog. - OlderMusicGeek

1. Canadians no longer minding being called Americans when traveling abroad…and no longer necessary to pretend you're Canadian while traveling abroad.
2. Smartest guy in room now IS the President.
3. Drug companies begin search for compound to relieve new health problem: people suffering from repeated, uncontrollable sighs of relief.
4. Citizens find days passing by quickly in a giddy lightheaded state (“Obamaraderie”).
   
5. Reporter-safe puppy. (Or, Barney's bites no longer make the news.)
6. White House now Cheney-Free zone…except for his eighth cousin, Barack Obama.
7. Having a president whose first language is English and has made a campaign promise to pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.
8. Color blind citizens not annoyed by claim “We're all color-blind now.”
9. Warring African nations declare a "ceasefire minute" to celebrate.
   
10. Excuse that lipstick on collar is from “Some teary-eyed Obama supporter in line at Grocery store” accepted at face value by spouse.

CULTURE/SOCIETY: My New "Tweets" from Twitter and More Excuses For Not Blogging

Well, I'm still not blogging as my latest tweet from my Twitter account shows...

stupid stomach bug and computer! was sick this weekend so i couldn't take my computer to a friend to fix the slow as molasses internet! 08:56 AM May 12, 2008 from web

If my computer gets fixed this weekend or runs okay for a while, I'll post my Mother's Day blogs. But don't hold your breath waiting!


Oh, here's another "tweet" I put up today...

Well, I guess I should put the "tweet" from juice_brianne that I was responding to...

waiting for my brother to come back because he insists on hooking my TV up for the first time all year. 02:12 PM May 10, 2008

My smartalecky response... - Yes, can you believe it! I gave a smartalecky response! -

@juice_brianne - i thought girls got boyfriends to hook up tv's! why'd you wait all year? 10:04 AM May 12, 2008 from web in reply to juice_brianne

She was smart enough not to reply to it!

A link to my Twitter page