HUMOR: A dad explaining to his son how to get girls to like him...

CULTURE/SOCIETY: My "Tweets" From Twitter

we have a heat advisory and heat index in the 100's - but i had to wear 2, yes 2, sweaters to stay warm at work. why is the a/c so high? 04:37 PM August 04, 2008 from web

they set the a/c at a temperature - where if it was that temperature outside, they'd turn the heat on! 04:37 PM August 04, 2008 from web

i once forgot to bring a sweater to a job in the summer, and i caught a cold. i was sniffling in 80 degree weather! 04:37 PM August 04, 2008 from web

@spookychan - denial is a good thing some times :) 03:57 AM August 04, 2008 from web in reply to spookychan

spookychan: @OlderMusicGeek I try not to think of losing most of my music, or otherwise i would cry. Simple denial goes a long way.

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@spookychan - i would cry if i lost that much of my mp3's! i really keep thinking of backing them up - but i still haven't! 03:02 PM August 03, 2008 from web in reply to spookychan

spookychan: i'm still sad that half my mp3 collection is gone the way of the almost-dead external hard drive. :_:

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@killregrets -seems musical guilty pleasure night. you think britney spears is bad? i have 4, yes 4, john denver songs on my mp3 player! 03:01 PM August 03, 2008 from web in reply to killregrets

killregrets: At the trocadero?? Sunset and sweetzer. They're playing britney spears. Haha. Guilty pleasure.

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@ghoulash -nothing wrong with having muppets on your playlist. have a sesame street box set on mine! and a couple of muppets greatest hits! 02:48 PM August 03, 2008 from web in reply to Ghoulash

Ghoulash: OK, it was bound to come out sooner or later, so ... It's true, my playlist includes Don Henley singing "Bein' Green" with the Muppets.

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my cat is afraid of ironing boards! came in the room, stood still in terror and slowly backed out. 05:10 AM August 02, 2008 from web

understanding guy i am-i chased it with the ironing board making vacuum noises. when i put it away, the cat backed up clear into the window. 05:09 AM August 02, 2008 from web

too funny! daughter left spoon in ice cream. she pulled it out of fridge-her tongue got stuck to the spoon! told her pour hot water on it! 05:04 PM July 31, 2008 from web

@spookychan - i know what you mean about caffeine. i've quit caffeine so many times, i feel like a professional caffeine quitter! 04:56 PM July 31, 2008 from web in reply to spookychan

spookychan: @Patrick_McEvoy i did succumb to my lord and master caffeine. I am but it's humble slave- as it always takes my money. >=3

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finally got the leak in my car fixed and what happens? the gears die! argh! i hate jack archer on arthur avenue just off se 14th st in dm! 03:55 PM July 30, 2008 from web

i'm bigger geek and dork than i thought - a lot of people i follow on twitter have been talking about comic con! 05:00 AM July 30, 2008 from web

Ghoulash: I have a sneaking suspicion that in the last hours of ComicCon, even the most die-hard fans are secretly JUST DYING FOR IT TO BE ALL OVER!!!

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feliciaday: Gina Trapani from Lifehacker escorted me to the bathroom during Comicon as a volunteer after the Dr. Horrible panel. I'm fangeeking out!

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feliciaday: Doing Browncoat benefit reading for charity. Last task at Comicon then browsin' time! Looking for new D&D figurine among other things.

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feliciaday: For ComiCon folks, Kim Evey from Gorgeous Tiny will be in character signing at the Sony booth in the Exhibit Hall from 11-12:30 today!

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iStacie: reading ComicCon LOST updates. Interesting...

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feliciaday: http://tinyurl.com/57p23w (expand) Me on Mahalo Daily from today, first Comicon interview, can you tell I just drove 7 hours?

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misterperturbed: Wondering if there will be any attendees at Comicon wearing Mike Grell Legion of Super-Heroes costumes. Shadow Lass, Yay!

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Ghoulash: Envious of all the Twitterati tweeting from ComicCon.

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@killregrets - strangers and co-workers tell you how hot your are? and now your clients are hot too. what a life you must live! :) 04:37 AM July 29, 2008 from web in reply to killregrets

killregrets -I was voted in school to have the "hottest clients." haha.

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@angryasianguy - "professional token asian guy"! too funny! 04:20 AM July 29, 2008 from web in reply to angryasianguy

angryasianguy: @4evrmoto I am a professional token Asian guy.. LOL

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@quietrevolution -i imagine death by glitter like a sf scene when it glows super bright-you cover your eyes-then when it stops-they're gone. 08:16 PM July 28, 2008 from web in reply to quietrevolution (Yes, I replied to the wrong person! - OMGeek)

juice_brianne: tracie: "She's wearing enough body glitter to kill a horse." I want to know what a death-by-glitter would look like. Just. Too. Sparkly.

05:15 PM July 28, 2008 from web

i never learn. always after taking the car to a shop, i decide to walk to work cus it's only a mile away. and EVERY freaking time, it rains! 04:33 PM July 27, 2008 from web

@juice_Brianne- i meant that I-me-myself didn't see you replied - us showing how much i-me-myself wanted to be on your list! 04:32 PM July 27, 2008 from web in reply to juice_brianne

juice_brianne @OlderMusicGeek I thought I did! Got to start the Register folks off easy, with people they know, I think. 09:49 PM July 23, 2008 from web in reply to OlderMusicGeek

HUMOR: 10 Reasons It Would Rule To Date A Unicorn

I got the link to the original site from killregrets on Twitter. - OlderMusicGeek

Reason 1: They fart glitter.
Reason 2: Better tv reception.
Reason 3: Easily disguisable as a rhino (to avoid suspicion)
Reason 4: They're good for exercise.
Reason 5: When you eat their feces, it prolongs your life.
Reason 6: They can turn mosquitoes into skittles and jelly beans.
Reason 7: They make okay parachutes.
Reason 8: Rainbows on demand.
Reason 9: Free sleigh rides.
Reason 10: Tetherball.

A link to the original site which has pictures