ENTERTAINMENT - A Porno by Wes Anderson

POLITICS - Porn stars explain net neutrality

Porn Stars Explain Net Neutrality from Alex Chance

MY LIFE - Prostitute rings, porn shops, and my family...

ENTERTAINMENT: Why women don't watch porn...

CULTURE/SOCIETY: Men posed as female pin-ups

http://boingboing.net/2011/10/07/men-posed-as-female-pin-ups.html

CULTURE/SOCIETY: Question From FormSpring.Me - Do u think this girl is hot??

do u think this girl is hot?? www.ihatenikki.com/?mylink=xir4xir6xir3

oh good lord! people are using this site to spread porn! yay!

Ask me anything

HUMOR and CULTURE/SOCIETY: Porn Films You Probably Don't Want To See

This is from me, and is not reprinted from somewhere else. - OlderMusicGeek

We got the following email at work...

If you receive an email from someone you do not know and subject line that is not clear, DO NOT OPEN THE EMAIL. The DHS system is receiving some SPAM that is very pornographic and we all need to take special attention. The IT staff are working to block these from our email but the senders are making changes so the blocks do not always work.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

The Ex-Marine co-worker sent this email to me...

I think if some examples were sent out, such as but not limited to Busty Babes of Babylon or Boodilicious Twelve, we could a much better job of identification and removal. Of course those examples would be strictly for education purposes. What do you guys think?

My response...

I think those would beat something like "Diabolic Deeds of a Data Entry Diva" or "Malicious Meanderings of a Mauling Mail Opener"!

I pictured this data entry gal in a tight dress calling an IT guy who shows up looking like no real IT guy in the real world!

"I'm a bad girl. I spilled coke all over my keyboard. I guess I'll have to punished."

"Oh, it seems there's a socket that needs filled!"

And that made me think of other porn titles, ones that you wouldn't see too much, or would at least have a limited audience...

The Delicious Deeds at the Dirty Dungeons And Dragons Game
The Rifling and Ransacking of the Rowdy Role-Play Klingons
The Creepy Caresses at the Kinky Comicbook Shop Owner
The Leery Looks of the Leacherous LARPers

If you can think of others, feel free to add them in the comments section!

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HUMOR: Santa's Email - Redux

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HUMOR: Santa's Email

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ENTERTAINMENT: Bender, A True Hero

This in from the In Character blog on NPR.org. - OlderMusicGeek

Your Turn: Bender Bending Rodriguez
From Futurama, created by Matt Groening
Nominated by Travis Larchuck

The short-lived and then revived animated program Futurama features a futuristic New York populated by aliens and mutants. So it's ironic that the most human character on the show is a robot by the name of Bender Bending Rodriguez.

Bender was designed only to bend steel rods, but he would much rather sit on the couch and watch TV all day. He fuels himself by drinking beer. He swears. He's addicted to gambling and pornography (which consists of computer circuitry diagrams). He dreams of becoming a master chef, taking over the world and killing all humans. Who among us can't identify with those urges?

Despite his flaws, Bender has a heart. He stays true to his best friend, Fry. And when he is accidentally launched into space and gets to meet God, the lesson he learns ("you can't count on God for jack") is something we can all use.

Tags: Animation | Comedy | Comics | Movies | Science Fiction | TV

2:33 PM ET | 02-14-2008 | permalink

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Al Gore is cool to me because he appeared in Futurama not just once! But twice! And once when he was still vice-president!

Admittedly, his daughter was a writer on Futurama, but still...

CULTURE/SOCIETY: Porno Email Poetry

I, OlderMusicGeek, have started a new genre of poetry.

I call it porno email poetry. All you have to do is take subject lines from porno emails you get, and put them together. Quite frankly, I think they give dadaism a run for their money.

Plus, I have fun just trying to make something sensible of each line.

And this will, undoubtedly, make my website pop up on some weird searches on the search engines. :)

My first poem...

rookie buckeyes mind training broken

hearing towers england poll residents hand level
august took those iraq commander obviously then miniseries do
winning paul might italian hurt
instead israeli carolina fuel done
thought astronauts something troops driver offensive
million number airport wasn't million death help next
sunday london continue hand behind basketball statement
three award change moment accused
justice included scored might list saying entire recent
adding video july jail having
same goodell process eight killing ramzi practice phillips
bill russian storm provide town
Naughty young Angel over scale
mature blonde suck year wine
Naked On The Roof comes lofty
suspected sure nasa built coalition weapons league
doing opened immediately completed helicopters hear
bedroom passsion sex pitch stuck
miles real threw seven healthy intelligence president large
lolli in peeing act pain bowed
agency kind after capital blood talks commander
ability putt early bomber through included fans
security center joined cross behind cincinnati preseason repo
choice surgery issue during backup hotel
angel's black shoes knobs beg
family often alleged sent opened could canadian action tank