Here's a joke I heard back in high school for Pi Day. - OlderMusicGeekThere was the village that was far away in the mountains. And in this village, they had a young boy who was very gifted, especially in math.
But his family had died in a tragic accident, and he lived with his poor grandfather and his nephew. So since no one in the town had ever gone to college, everyone in the village chipped in and sent him off.
The college was far away, and the young man could not afford to visit his home. When he finally got his Ph.D., he went back to his home village.
There was a big celebration in the village with a parade and fireworks. Then the town asked for a speech.
The man was rather shy. "I don't know what to say!"
Someone shouted, "Tell us something you learned in college!"
The man said the first thing that came to mind - "Pi r square."
Everyone looked disappointed and slowly walked away. The only two people to remain were his grandfather and nephew.
"What did I say wrong?"
The grandfather looked at him and said, "Everybody know pie are round!"
