HUMOR: Why I Never Visit Rich People!!!!!

Well, here's my addition to the class war. An old buddy of mine from when I lived in Africa sent me this. I did a little tweaking to have it make more sense to North American and European readers. - OlderMusicGeek -

Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, ovaltine, chocolate, or coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question: "Black tea, herbal tea, earl grey, ice tea or green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea please"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White please"
Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
Answer: "Milk please "
Question: "Whole, 2%, fat free?"
Answer: "Whole milk please."
Question: "Milk from a dairy or free range cow?"
Answer: "Umm ... I'll rather take it black please."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar please."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar please."
Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please."
Question: "Mineral or still water? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."
Question: "flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "Just forget it!"