If you receive a holiday gift that leaves you speechless, try one of these responses found on the Internet.
1. I really don’t deserve this.
2. To think, this is the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
4. I love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
5. If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!
6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season, though. There are lots of unexplained
fires.
7. This is prefect for wearing around the basement.
8. Boy if I had not recently shot up four sizes, this would’ve fit.
9. Well, well, well…
10. Hey! There’s a gift.
A link to all my Christmas and holiday posts
Happy Christmas and/or Boxing Day and/or Kwanzaa and/or Hannakah and/or Bodhi Day and/or Sanghamitta Day and/or Shabe Cheleh and/or Makara Sankranti and/or Junkanoo and/or Dong Zhi and/or Toji and/or Soyal and/or Yule and/or Seva Zistane and/or Alban Arthan and/or Long Night and/or Mean Geimrech and/or Brumalia and/or Dies Natalis Solis Invicti and/or Saturnalia and/or Lenaea and/or Wren Day and/or Tekufah Tevet and/or Winter Solstice and/or ChriFSMas and/or any other December or winter solstice holidays i missed!
Oh, and Bah Humbug to those who don't celebrate the holidays! :)
A link to all my Christmas and holiday posts
Happy Christmas and/or Boxing Day and/or Kwanzaa and/or Hannakah and/or Bodhi Day and/or Sanghamitta Day and/or Shabe Cheleh and/or Makara Sankranti and/or Junkanoo and/or Dong Zhi and/or Toji and/or Soyal and/or Yule and/or Seva Zistane and/or Alban Arthan and/or Long Night and/or Mean Geimrech and/or Brumalia and/or Dies Natalis Solis Invicti and/or Saturnalia and/or Lenaea and/or Wren Day and/or Tekufah Tevet and/or Winter Solstice and/or ChriFSMas and/or any other December or winter solstice holidays i missed!
Oh, and Bah Humbug to those who don't celebrate the holidays! :)
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