I got this from the The Onion. - OlderMusicGeek
Nation Secretly Hoping 9/11 Becomes A Day Off Soon
WASHINGTON—After spending another anniversary of the 2001 terrorist attacks at work, many across the country have begun to secretly hope that the date will soon become a federally mandated day off. "We'll have it off in 25 years anyway, so why not just start now?" said a Des Moines–area citizen who wished to remain anonymous. "The people who tragically lost their lives on 9/11 deserve a day of remembrance. Also, I could really use some extra time to clean out my gutters." A small minority of Americans continue to hold out hope that the anniversary of the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, in which 17 American sailors died, will someday result in a national half-day off.
Boiling weeds, eating animal feed: People in Gaza stave off hunger any way
they can
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Palestinians in Gaza tell NPR they've resorted to boiling weeds in
seawater, eating animal feed and grinding date pits. "If the bombs don't
kill us, the hu...
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