MY LIFE: A Weird Dream I Had Last Night

In a dream last night, I'm having a sword fight with a masked man.
He says something in Spanish in Antonio Banderas's voice as we fight.
Me: "Sorry, friend, I don't speak any Spanish."
Him: "You should learn to speak a second language."
Me: "I did! Sesotho!"
Him: "A lot of good it does you here!"
Me: "Well, it did me a lot of good in Africa!"
Just then I push him away. He jumps to the window, and before jumping out, says: "Well, señor, you're not in Africa any more!"

Thank you, "Puss In Boots" for giving me weird dreams!