My friend, Ernest T Spoon, sent me this via email. He claims to have gotten it from his favorite porn site. Porn site or not, this did tickle my funny bone, though probably more because of my recent divorce. But I still think others will find it humorous.
HAPPINESS
- To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
- To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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