My girlfriend, The Sassy Witch, sent me the first part. I've read others like it, but I figured with some of the younger people I know, it was worth posting. - OlderMusicGeekJust in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987.They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws!
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet? (Sorry) Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading.
Save the earth.It's the only planet with chocolate!I found out about this site from Pack of 2. This is what it had to say about me.You are 42 years old and about:
46 years 11 months younger than Walter Cronkite, age 89
42 years 3 months younger than Nancy Reagan, age 84
39 years 4 months younger than George Herbert Bush, age 81
32 years 0 months younger than Barbara Walters, age 74
29 years 10 months younger than Larry King, age 72
23 years 8 months younger than Ted Koppel, age 66
20 years 3 months younger than Geraldo Rivera, age 62
17 years 3 months younger than George W. Bush, age 59
12 years 2 months younger than Jesse Ventura, age 54
7 years 11 months younger than Bill Gates, age 50
3 years 1 month younger than Cal Ripken Jr., age 45
2 years 9 months older than Mike Tyson, age 39
6 years 10 months older than Jennifer Lopez, age 35
12 years 3 months older than Tiger Woods, age 30
18 years 9 months older than Prince William, age 23
and that you were:
37 years old at the time of the 9-11 attack on America
36 years old on the first day of Y2K
33 years old when Princess Diana was killed in a car crash
31 years old at the time of Oklahoma City bombing
30 years old when O. J. Simpson was charged with murder
29 years old at the time of the 93 bombing of the World Trade Center
27 years old when Operation Desert Storm began
26 years old during the fall of the Berlin Wall
22 years old when the space shuttle Challenger exploded
20 years old when Apple introduced the Macintosh
19 years old during Sally Ride's travel in space
17 years old when Pres. Reagan was shot by John Hinckley, Jr.
16 years old at the time the Iran hostage crisis began
12 years old on the U.S.'s bicentennial Fourth of July
10 years old when President Nixon left office
8 years old when Alabama Gov. George C. Wallace was shot
5 years old at the time the first man stepped on the moon
4 years old when Martin Luther King Jr was assassinated
a 1 year old during the Watts riot
not yet 1 year old at the time President Kennedy was assassinated
This site will also tell you how your age compares to musicians, movie stars and tv stars and how old you were when events in music, movies and tv happened. You can click here to see mine. - OlderMusicGeek
