HUMOR and CULTURE/SOCIEY: Odd Survey Forwarded to Me by My Kid Brother

My kid brother, Harmonica 23, sent me this survey. I thought that you few readers, who still come to my site, might find my responses amusing.

A sort of oddball name someone has given you:
Spud - because of all the potatoes we grow in Iowa

In your opinion, where is the weirdest place to have an itch?
Inside the ear

In you opinion, where is the most annoying/oddest place to have a pimple?
On the butt crack

What would be an odd color for someone to dye their hair?
Grey

What would be an odd name for someone to name a virus?
Bacteria

What to you is the weirdest/ugliest looking color?
Lime green

Where is the most painful place to be bleeding?
Finger or lip

The oddest time to go to sleep?
When it's time to get up

Are you awake?
Yes

Are you sure?
Yes.. unless I'm only dreaming I'm awake!

What gender are you?
Male

How old are you?
Early 40's

Did you enjoy this short odd survey?
It was amusing

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
4 pounds, 5 ounces or 1.96 kilograms